- “And so quoth the raven, nevermore.” said the girl who thought she was well-read because she remembered a poem everyone remembers. She would say that no one understands her because they just don’t get what a deep person Poe was and how we should all aspire to be like him in thinking. She also tried to marry her young cousin, and frequently would gamble illegally. It got to the point where she injected tuberculosis into her Mom and boyfriend so she could suffer. (Modern medicine kept them from dying.) She never did write anything, though.
- Considering the state of existence that humans had right now, the deer sat down and started to cry. To consider the idea that he was likely to get shot before he lived his life fully put him in despair. Then he realized that he was a deer and really didn’t have higher thought or emotions. He stood up and pranced around until he got shot.
- A neuroscientist looks at a brain, “What the fuck is this shit?” He says, and then he realizes something… He can figure it out, he studied this. He throws it at a wall to see if it’s bouncy. Science.
- As a last act of rebellion, the teenager slams his door so hard that it flies off the hinge. Impressed with his brute strength, he continuously makes doors fly off their handles. This becomes such a problem that the government bans doors so this stops happening. The teenager cries, because all he knows is flying doors.
- “I don’t have a problem, I can quit whenever I want to.” Said the man, who held a picture of his waifu in his hands. He smiled, and rubbed her face with his thumb. However, where he rubbed, a tear fell down onto the photo. He reached a hand up to his eye, and felt his eyes watering. “I’m fine. This is all okay…” He continued to cry as he realized that he was leading a miserable life filled with delusions of 2D anime girls.
- I looked at the wall in a depressing way. I realized that this was probably making the wall sad, so I stopped doing that and smiled at it. Then the wall smiled at me. I told my Dad about this, and then I ended up with cushioned walls and floors and ceiling.
- A couple is kissing in the middle of the hallway. Suddenly, this really pissed off asexual runs through the middle of them, screaming, “Oh my FUCKING GOD GUYS THIS IS THE THIRD TIME TODAY.”
Quick
For the record, I AM making something – regardless of how productive I currently am – a bit bigger, so a new story will be delayed. I might edit one of my short stories and post it in the meantime, but it won’t be that active. This is for those three followers out there, I guess?
Manny The Escapist
A story about a man, a dream, and the desire to escape the bonds that kept him held down in one place for his whole life. Someone willing to lead his people to victory at any cost… A story of rebellion.
Skeleton Marriage
A story about skeletons, marriage, and questioning of the system.
Connor j. fulton 